If you have big tits you’ll be popular on Instagram…
So I’m sitting in the basement of this beautiful girls house watching a movie with her… and I’m really drunk.
I know you all don’t give a fuck really but I just wanted to get this out because I can’t think until I do.
Friday night I had this date with a really beautiful girl, and I thought maybe we could see each other on the regular. So the date goes well, we go back to my place, and I end up sleeping with her. The next day we have I guess a coffee date and I take her back to her place. 2 days later she won’t text me back, and when we do talk its very bland, and it seems like she just doesn’t want me. I really really really fucking like this girl but I feel like I’m wasting my time. Part of me wants to tell her how I feel and the other part says I should just walk away (and be sad for a long time) and forget her. I just don’t know what to do…
I sadly admit that this is what I do every night……….. well not every night ;)
It’s nonnegotiable, Abed makes the best Batman in all filmography history.
We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off."
Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt, Fight Club)
Emoticon: ;p> meaning ——————> I’m coming over to blow your vagina.
Yes please. oh my god I would fuck her all night.